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06 October 2009 @ 12:55 pm
9:57pm - Clock in. Try to have an optimistic attitude as you sign in to your register and relunctantly accept the the drive-thru headset.

10:45pm- "Hey, this isn't so bad. I actually really like these people. I bet these next seven hours are gonna be really pleasant."

11:00pm- Smile and wave as the people who are just getting off get to go home for the night. Silently curse them under your breath.

1:30am- "Why isn't this b helping us clean? When this shift is over, I'm gonna follow her home and murder her family."

3:00am- "Seriously?! Why is there a line in the drive-thru at 3am? What is wrong with you people?"

3:37am- Dear Windex,
Thank you for falling of the table, bursting open, and spilling onto the floor I just mopped 3 hours ago. I was just thinking to myself, "You know, I really haven't been spending enough quality time with mop lately." But thanks to you, our relationship can now be rekindled.

4:00am- The start of the home stretch. You can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but at this point your body begins to long for sleep pretty desperately. You begin to move exponentially slower.

5:00am- "Yeah, only one hour to go! I can do anything for an hour!"

5:15am- "Good Lord! I have to be here another 45 minutes?! I'm never gonna make it."

6:03am- "Where is the person that's supposed to be relieving me?"

6:10am- The drive home. "I bet if I fell asleep right now things would work out okay."
 
 
Spencer Hall
08 August 2009 @ 05:20 pm
While fountain-diving downtown...

Me: Look, there's a penny.
Sharonda: I'm not gonna steal someone's wish.
Me: And there's a dime.
Sharonda: Get that shit!
 
 
Spencer Hall
Not long ago, Jonathan posted an article on his Twitter about a church is Texas being voted out of the Southern Baptist Convention because of "the church's perceived toleration of gay members."

Here are a few of the most important passages from the article...

"It took messengers to the Southern Baptist Convention annual meeting June 23 only 30 seconds to sever a 125-year relationship with a prominent Texas congregation because of the church’s perceived toleration of gay members.

Voting in the opening session of their annual meeting in Louisville, the messengers chose overwhelmingly to dismiss Broadway Baptist Church in Fort Worth. They did so on a recommendation the convention’s Executive Committee approved, without dissent, the day before.

The recommendation did not specifically mention homosexuality. But that issue has been the backdrop of controversy at the church since late 2007, when a dispute arose regarding whether to include pictures of same-sex couples alongside other families in the church’s membership directory.

The decision is the first time the SBC has ejected a church for violating a policy prohibiting affiliation with pro-gay churches despite the congregation's contention that it was not in violation of the rule. [. . .]

In fact, the church decided to publish its membership directory 'with candid photographs of our members participating in many ministries and activities of Broadway,' she said. 'One of the factors in choosing this style of directory was our belief that it does not make a statement to anyone to indicate that Broadway has in any way affirmed, approved or endorsed homosexual behavior.' [. . .]

'We have not denied that we, like most other churches, have a few gay members,' the deacons’ letter said. 'We do not inquire about sexual orientation when people present themselves for membership. We do require their profession of faith in Jesus Christ as Lord followed by believer’s baptism.'

The deacons’ letter confirmed Swift’s statement that the church has not acted to 'affirm, approve or endorse homosexual behavior.'"

- Bob Allan and Marv Knox, Associated Baptist Press

You can check out the full article here if you so desire: http://www.abpnews.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4172&Itemid=53

So why was this church kicked out of the SBC? Did they claim being homosexual wasn't sinful? No. Did they endorse homosexual preachers or leaders? No. They simply welcomed homosexuals with love and grace and allowed them to appear in their directory!

There are a few Baptist church directories sitting around my parent's home, and if you flip through them, here's what you'll find: hypocrites, gossips, gluttons, thieves, alcoholics, selfish people, greedy people, violent people, apathetic people, lazy people. All of which is apparently okay in the eyes of the SBC, but as soon as one openly gay person pops up "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now you've gone too far!"

Obviously, reading the article made me sad and lose even more respect for an organization I didn't exactly hold in high regards in the first place. But now there is even more reason to mourn. The Chapel Choir from this Texas church, Broadway Baptist, (which largely consists of teenagers) desired to come along side Cumberland's Mountain Outreach program, which helps build homes for impoverished families in the Appalachia area, and help out for a short time this summer. But Cumberland, in it's infinite wisdom, decided such disgraceful heathen should not be allowed in the dorms.

You can read the whole article here: http://www.thetimestribune.com/local/local_story_190083705.html but it's basically summed up in the first two paragraphs...

"After uninviting a Texas church’s chapel choir from participating in University of the Cumberlands’ Mountain Outreach program, UC officials are keeping mum on their reasoning.

Broadway Baptist Church’s pastor, Brent Beasley, said UC officials told him that Broadway’s tolerant stance toward homosexuality was the reason its chapel choir could no longer stay in UC’s dorms or help build and repair homes for local disadvantaged families this month."

- Adam Sulfridge, Times Tribune

My friend Clark from school posted a link to the Times Tribune article on Facebook and got a lot of people talking. I'll include bits of the conversation here...

Clark: I don't think that a church choir should be turned away from building houses for poor people in appalachia simply because their church includes gay people in their church directory.

Me: This is so ridiculous. Clark, you make an excellent point. I agree with you 100% that a church that welcomes sinners (God forbid) should absolutely be allowed to help build homes for poor people. We're all struggling with some sort of sin. People who curse, steal, talk down to others, view pornography (even those who do such things and don't consider it sinful, like homosexuals)- sure, they're all welcome in UCs dorm, but not if your a member of a church that welcomes gays.

I mean, I can understand not allowing gays to attend the school, but these people (a majority of whom I would assume aren't gay) just want a place to sleep while they help people get a roof over their head.

But if memory serves, this church was recently voted out of the Southern Baptist Convention for the love they've shown to the gay community, and God forbid UC step on the toes of anyone in the big, bad Baptist convention.

Gregory: kudos Spencer...agree totally.

Karline: definitely kudos Spencer

Lucas: Spencer, I think you miss the point. If you examine this issue closer, the reason the church was voted out of the SBC was because it openly accepted gays into its church rather than love them in a manner obedient to the Word of God, which essentially tells us to love the sinner but hate the sin. The church in Texas was not upholding that, but rather sending a message to the gay community that it's okay to be a homosexual, which it is not. A church simply cannot convey that kind of message to its congregation, or it is going against something the Bible speaks plainly about. And our school, with our policies that uphold Biblical teaching, followed suit with the SBC, not in fear of standing against them, but in honor of God's Word and steadfast faith as Christian leaders.

Now please don't misinterpret me: Love homosexuals just as you would love liars, murderers, alcoholics, drug addicts, etc. But with any of those you or I have listed, love them as Christ would love them

Karlina: Lucas, question: how do you know what the congregation is taught in within its organization? how do you know that they don't hate the sin, but by allowing them into the church, they are welcoming them and teaching them the right way to walk? how do you know? every gathering that preaches the True Word should welcome all, especially the sinners, so that the True Way can be shown. get it?

Clark: Lucas- according to the church, ""We are not a church where homosexuality is a defining issue. While we extend hospitality to everyone — including homosexuals — we do not endorse, approve or affirm homosexual behavior.""

Me: I was about to ask the same question, Karlina.

Oh, no, I get the point, Lucas. The point is that the church long ago stopped making people it's first priority and started making being "right" it's first priority.

I don't really have a problem with the adage "Hate the sin, love the sinner." But I do have a problem with the fact that UC and the SBC seem to draw the line on what sinners are okay to love and which are not. How is what UC did to this church showing any love? How is what the SBC did showing love? Is our definition of Christ-like love "we'll tolerate you but you can't be part of our organization until you change"?

In the Gospels it says Jesus "reclined" at the table with tax collectors and prostitutes and homosexuals. To me, that means they were able to be comfortable around one another- laugh together and enjoy one another's company without every conversation having to be "So, you know you need to change, right?"

Lucas: Clark: they only claimed not to affirm their behavior. They did not say that they don't disapprove of it.

Part of loving sinners, Spencer, is to show them that they are living in sin and that they have an option to change. That is the whole point of loving them, to show them what is in store for them if they accept the love of Christ. But they cannot walk in their sinful ways and in the ways of the Lord. Man cannot serve two masters.

Me: I get what you're saying, Lucas, but how can we expect to enter into a loving relationship with sinners if we don't let them in the building? By welcoming them in, this church is allowing for a better opportunity for gays to enter into a friendship with Christians who can lead them to Christ. As Christians, we can't constantly yell at gays "God hates your lifestyle!" then expect them to want to hear about God's love and grace. It's just not gonna happen.

And I understand that at the same time the church can't bend and fold on it's own moral standing. You said the church says it does not affirm the gay lifestyle, but it does not expressly disapprove of it. Well, it's just common sense that if you don't affirm something, you disapprove of it. Why are we raising such a fuss about semantics?! I grew up in a Baptist church, and no where in our church bylaws did we list all the sins we disapprove of. Since when does a church have to do all that in it's documentation?


This whole debate is actually still ticking away, though all debate really seems to do is cement each side in their own opinion.

I would like to end this whole thing by simply saying...

Dear Gay Community,

The Church owes you a great apology. We have discriminated against you, cursed you, fought you, and made little effort to actually listen to you, love you, and show you grace. I am sorry.

And though there are those out there who are still ignorant and, like the hypocritical Pharisees Jesus lashed out against, care more about moral superiority than loving people, we can only hope and pray that they see the error of their ways.

I will not tip toe around this issue. I believe being gay is a sin, but you are welcomed at my table any time. And not because I want to change you, but because, as a fellow human being, you deserve my genuine friendship.

I assure you, there are many Christians out there who will love you for who you are.
Don't let a few bad seeds spoil your opinion of all of us.

Let's start the conversation and end this yelling match.

All my love,
Spencer
 
 
Spencer Hall
06 July 2009 @ 04:45 pm
About 4 weeks ago I took a job at the Krispy Kreme shop out on Richmond Rd. I knew the ice cream place wasn't going to provide me with a enough hours, and therefore money, to make it through the summer and next semester, so I took the second job to help supplement my income. My exact title is "Retail Specialist," which really only means I take customer orders and work the register rather than make the donuts. I also get to work the drive-thru.

About two nights a week I work third shift, 10pm- 6am. It may sound unpleasant, but since I'm a night owl, I tend to enjoy it well enough. Plus, the people I work with are nice, which always makes things more bearable. Much of the night is spent cleaning the donut machine/conveyer belt, but since the drive thru is open 24 hours, I also man that. It didn't take me long to learn that the people who come through the Krispy Kreme drive-thru during the middle of the night are an interesting bunch.

They all tend to break down into a few basic categories...

First, there's the dumb people...

Customer: Hi, I want a Very Berry Chiller.
Me: Okay. We're actually out of our Berry syrup right now...
Customer: Oh...Well what other flavors do you have?
Me: (You're looking at a huge board with every flavor posted on it right now, moron.) Uh...They should be listed out there. (I go on to list a few.)
Customer: Oh, I see...Why don't you just give me the Berries 'n' Creme?
Me: (Okay. What part of "We're out of the Berry syrup" didn't you understand?) Uh...We're out of the Berry syrup.
Customer's Passenger: They're out of the Berry, stupid!
Me: (Thank You)

Customer: Hi. I want a dozen donuts. 6 regular glazed and 4 chocolate.
Me: Okay. What would you like as your last two?
Customer: I said 6 and 4!
Me: Yes. Yes, you did.

Customer: Uh...I'm not seeing any information about your donut holes out here on the board. Maybe I'm missing it.
Me: No, you're not. We actually don't do the donut holes anymore. We do the mini donuts now.
Customer: Oh, what are those?
Me: (I'm literally dumbfounded for a few moments) Uhh...They're like the regular donuts, only smaller...?


Then there are the people who like to walk through the drive-thru. One night I had five teenage guys walk through in formation, as though they were riding in a van. Then, a couple nights ago, I had a woman in a tube top who was smoking, claim she was pregnant and demand her craving for hot donuts be alleviated.


Then there's the people who reveal too much information, to which I never know the proper way to respond...

Woman: You guys normally have much business this time of night? (It's about 3am)
Me: No, not at this time.
Woman: Well, I had to find something to do. That's what happens when your husband's a dirty drunk!
Me: ...Huh.


One of the funniest people to roll through was a guy who I graduated high school with (who's name has left me long ago) who was clearly stoned out of his mind. Instead of stopping at the speaker, he pulls right around to the window.

Stoner: Hey Spencer. (At first, I feel bad that he remembers my name, but I can't recall his. Then I realize I'm wearing a name tag.)
Me: Hey, man. What can I get for ya?
Stoner: Just give me, like, 2 dozen donuts.
Me: Alright. What kind would you like?
Stoner: I don't know. What kind do you have?
Me: We got all kinds, man. Regular, chocolate, kreme filled...
Stoner: Just give me whatever...Hey, what do you have to drink?
Me: We have Coke products and milk and coffee.
Stoner: How much is your milk?
Me: A dollar thirty-nine.
Stoner: Oh...'cause I know the half gallon at Wal-mart is only, like, a dollar fifty.

I almost laugh out loud at the thought of this guy I went to high school with being so stoned that he's incapable of naming a single type of donut, yet still trying to be a bargain shopper and get the best deal on milk.


Ultimately, the night shift is pretty relaxed and can offer some pretty good entertainment. My biggest problem is that I don't know when to stop saying "Have a good night" and start saying "Have a good morning."
 
 
Spencer Hall
25 June 2009 @ 12:29 am
Karen: Are you still seeing that cute little girl?
Me: Yeah. Yeah, we're still together.
Karen: I'm so glad. You two are so good together.
Me: How do you know? 'Cause you've spent so much time with us?
Karen: No. I just see it. You two just glow when you're together. And you're always giggling...You deserve a good woman.
 
 
Spencer Hall
09 June 2009 @ 05:17 pm
Starting a new job is always an interesting process. Like with Starbucks, I went through a two week training process with a Raney, who was a shift manager. He taught me the recipe for every drink, guided me through my first coffee testings, and quizzed me on the proper way to mark cups. At Maggie Moo's Ice Cream, it's pretty much the exact opposite of that. Tammy, our manager, handed me an apron, took me on a quick tour of the back, then pushed me out front. She showed me a few basic buttons on the register, pointed out the recipes for milkshakes and smoothies on the wall, then said “Alright, why don't you try getting some ice cream for these people?”

I think I've learned most of the things I know by asking my fellow employees who, thankfully, are all pretty friendly and young.

Even though I've only been working for about a week and a half, I learned that a lot of people in Lexington are still unfamiliar with Maggie Moo's. A man came in the other day and said, “Did you guys used to be call Graeter's?”
“No. That's, uh, that's a different ice cream establishment.”
But that's nothing compared to the guy who asked if we were just like “Stone Cold.” I felt like saying, “No sir, we are actually nothing like a beer-guzzling, goteed wrestler who lives by the motto Austin 3:16,” but I knew he actually meant Cold Stone, so I just said “Yeah.”

Also, a couple nights ago, a guy who, coincidentally enough, was named Spencer came in and asked to meet THE Maggie. I told him I was Maggie and I had had an operation. Then he started pleading with me to moo. At first I refused, but then he persisted, so I pointed him to the tip jar. (FYI- It says “Tippin' is not just for cows.” Haha. Get it?) Anyway, after he put in two dollars, I let out a small moo. A little degrading? Perhaps. But we all went home with over $5 in tips that night, so I feel okay about it.

I consider Maggie Moo's a pretty quintessential summer job. There's a minimal amount of competence and responsibility involved, it's a popular place for young people to go this time of year, and the staff is chuck full of fellow students. Though the pay's not great, perks include free ice cream grazing and cute girls in short-shorts.
 
 
 
Spencer Hall
19 May 2009 @ 05:53 pm
Amen  
"Early believers thought that Gentile converts had to become Jews before they could be Christians. It was a happy day for Gentiles when they learned they did not have to be circumcised to be saved. It will be another happy day when millions of people discover they can become Christians without being fundamentalists or evangelicals.

They will be what's next."

- Chuck Smith Jr, "Stories of Emergence"
 
 
Spencer Hall
12 May 2009 @ 01:05 am
"I like Cary Anne. She's great!"
- Becca Kelly

This is only gonna give her a bigger head.
 
 
Spencer Hall
27 April 2009 @ 02:00 am
I'm working on my final paper for Creative Writing Fiction class, in which I have to analyze my own work from the past semester. I just wrote this...

"A common characteristic of Spencer's writing is that he seems to physically trap his protagonists. Whether it's by sticking them in a stalled subway train, making them dwell in a giant super store, or forcing them to balance out on the beams of a bridge suspended high above a river, Spencer seems to get a sadistic pleasure from placing his characters in nearly inescapable circumstances."

This pattern startled even me as I went back to read my short stories. What does it say about me?
 
 
Spencer Hall
25 April 2009 @ 07:36 pm
Dear self-

A nice computer and Moleskine notebooks can't hide it when the writing's just not there.

yours,
Spencer
 
 
Spencer Hall
03 April 2009 @ 03:33 pm
I make all these resolutions that I intend to keep, but never really do. Here are some of my recent ones...

- Read
- Pray
- Write
- Study
- Floss
- Exercise
- Eat better
- Be genuine
- Be thankful
- Get organized
- Stop wasting time
- Don't lust (after people or things)

You wouldn't even recognize me if I ever accomplished these.
 
 
Spencer Hall
10 March 2009 @ 01:39 pm


This is one of the greatest things I've ever been a part of.
 
 
Spencer Hall
09 March 2009 @ 01:30 am
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
- God, "Futurama"
 
 
Spencer Hall
02 March 2009 @ 04:31 pm
"As the goods in our daily lives transform from analog to digital, it's hard not to wonder: Where did all our stuff go?

We take photos, but the leather albums remain empty. The music collection bulges but requires no space next to the stereo. When "War and Peace" lives on electronic reading devices, it can no longer serve as a doorstop or a sign of being well-read. [. . .]

In the home, we are torn between the ingrained urge to collect and the newer desire to feel light and mobile, said Aimee Baldridge, author of "Organize Your Digital Life," a recent how-to book from National Geographic. [. . .]

For many, the digital train has left, and we are on for the ride. It's changing us. A vast, impersonal library of media is replacing a small, idiosyncratic collection of books, music, photos and video that made their presence known. [. . .]

'Every generation is more sophisticated than the generation that preceded it in the use of digital media,' said John C. B. LeGates, managing director and co-founder of Harvard University's Program on Information Resources Policy. 'The freshman is more sophisticated than the sophomore, and you can measure it right up to the faculty. The usage of non-digital media is dying out.'

I'm trying to keep it alive. So, I've become a sheepish advocate for letting culture clutter our home. I deliberately clog shelves and corners with books, magazines, newspapers and CDs. I vow to fill the few empty photo albums gathering dust before they get cleared out.

Saying goodbye to surfaces is part of taking a small stand against the 21st century sweep of everything, out and up into a cloud of content."

- Michelle Quinn, "Digitalyzing Life's Clutter", LA Times


As I've been trying to create a hard copy of my journal, I've been trying to figure out the best way to compile the prose, photos, music, and videos into a single binder. It's pretty difficult. I figure I'll put the music and videos on CDs, but it's only a matter of time before CDs become replaced by something better.

I feel like this is a project that will never end.
 
 
Spencer Hall
22 February 2009 @ 07:46 pm
This is the epitome of everything that's wrong with Christianity.



But you're still all getting one from me next Christmas.
 
 
Spencer Hall
21 February 2009 @ 06:59 pm
"Somebody asked me while we were on the bike trip whether writing a book is harder than riding a bike across America. The truth is they are both pretty hard, but I think writing a book is more difficult. Physical work is also challenging, but with physical work you can just make your body do it. It’s not like that with mental work. If it’s not there, it’s not there, and you just end up writing a bunch of words you will throw away the next day. Also, riding across the country was a team effort. For some reason, when there are fifteen other people getting up at the crack of dawn to start out on the road, you don’t even question it. You just get on the bike and start pedaling. But when you wake up and have to face a book alone, you have to exercise a great deal more discipline. If you are somebody who can do what they don’t feel like doing for hours every day, you have part of what it takes to be a good writer."

- Donald Miller
 
 
Spencer Hall
We discussed John Updike's "A&P" in my creative writing class today.
And this evening, he died of lung cancer.

The story is so simple and so beautiful.
Go read it now in honor of John Updike.
 
 
Spencer Hall
21 January 2009 @ 12:00 am
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found on the flikr of violet.blue
 
 
Spencer Hall
19 January 2009 @ 07:18 pm
It's no secret that I like to stay up late.

I don't know why. Some people are morning people and some people are night people; I'm definitely a member of the latter. But sometimes staying up late can have it's down sides (besides the obvious longing to sleep well into the afternoon the next day). Such was the case the other night when I was watching TV at about 2:30 in the morning.

I stumbled upon a black and white movie on AMC. On screen was what appeared to be a little boy with fake mutton chops chugging a glass of beer. As I kept watching I realized it was not a little boy, but rather a little person- a member of the cast of Terror in Tiny Town, the all midget western. Yes, I'm totally serious. And it totally freaked me out.

I can't resist sharing a bit of this wonderful, offensive piece of filmography. Let me recommend you skip ahead to the 4 minute mark of the clip to hear a wonderful song. The 5:11 mark is where I first tuned in.
I also found the Hasidic Jew quite entertaining.